The whole reason for the “anonymous” part

Two words: Lindsay Lohan

“I’ve been going to AA, for a year by the way. It’s no one’s business. That’s why it’s anonymous! I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I’m not even legal, so why would I? I don’t drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home….”

Add comment December 13th, 2006

There are some things in life I will never understand

Including the cost of a bed skirt. Seriously. It’s this little bit of fabric that goes around the bottom of your bed. Nobody really wants one. Nobody even really knows why they need one, except maybe to hide all that junk under the bed. (Lord knows that’s why I need one.)

And yet, everyone wants to charge me upwards of $30 for what looks suspiciously to me like about a yard and a half of cheap cotton.

AND they only have them in-stock in chalky green or cat-food beige.

My life is very, very hard.

Add comment October 26th, 2006