I swear, it wasn't me!

Right on the heels of some people called the Cardinals winning something called the World Series, poor St. Louis takes a hit today by being named the most dangerous city in the United States. Good thing we moved, right? Wrong! Number two on the list is Detroit, the nearest major metropolis to our cozy fairytale low-crime zone of Ann Arbor.

Which has me thinking - maybe it's us. Maybe it's Chris and me. Maybe while we think we're sleeping, we're out committing dozens and dozens of murders and other, you know, crimes and stuff. It would certainly explain why I wake up tired so many mornings.