Need two empty bottles?

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The serial killer* who lived next door finally sold his house and moved out. It went on the market at $189,000 and the last I checked was down to $150,000. I'm guessing it went for less than that, which just goes to show you that, in this economy, people simply aren't paying what they used to for neglect.

He left something for you on the porch in case you're interested:

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*I suppose, in the interest of dodging libel charges, he may not necessarily have been a serial killer. Let's just say that if the new tenants happen to find surprises waiting for them in the crawl space, I won't be the least bit surprised.