Oh, and also...TOOT TOOT!

What's that? Why, that's the sound of my own horn. Seems like yours truly has been named the 826 Michigan volunteer of the month for October 2007. I'm still working on my acceptance speech, but suffice to say I'm flattered by the honor and embarrassed by the praise. Actually, it's about damn time somebody recognized my efforts. I was just about to sever all ties with 826. I mean, what's the POINT in helping people if they're not going to tell you how awesome you are in return?

And I pledge this: when the Volunteer of the Year pageant rolls around, those other little do-gooders are GOING DOWN! DOWN! BWAAHHHH AHHHH!