Because I don't. Because it's totally, totally beneath my massive intellect and discerning cultural standards. But if I did watch it, and let's say I watched most of the season for the first time ever, then I would think it worth remarking that America seems to have made a fine choice. David Cook seemed from Day One like a truly nice, mostly humble, root-for-able fellow. And not in the on-the-verge-of-creepy way David Archuleta did. So, in other words, if I did watch it, I'd be thinking how nice it is to see a nice guy win.